Food: A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed. ~George Rosenbaum
Food: A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen. ~Emily Lotney
Food: A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Food: A furniture maker by trade, James McIntyre turned his hand to poetry in order to help others appreciate the many wonders of Canada as he viewed them. Key among them: cheese. Few could argue with his rationale; to wit, "it is no insignificant theme." ~Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras
Food: A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible. ~Author Unknown